aha
this poodle thinks its a human
aha its walking
WAIT HAHA IT HOPPED
DID YOU SEE THAT IT HOOPED
I just died from a cuteness overdose
(via loki-dokey)
ROSS X RACHEL X EMMA
ROSS: I kinda think that we’ll have, we’ll have two babies.
RACHEL: Two, two babies?
ROSS: Yeah. Ya know, a boy and a girl. Hopefully the girl will come first so Ben won’t feel too competitive.
(via apetunicorn)

Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Brandon Hall: “The reason girls cant find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places, go to a library. Guys at party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
(Source: alelopezg, via winslet)